Discover Offbeat Whimsical Realms
Welcome to my eccentric universe, where fantasy and history collide
(so hard…they collide so hard).
To all lovers of fine literature: sorry you blundered onto the wrong site. But check us out anyway. It’ll be fun*. I promise.
(*if tentacles, death rays, smartass talking swords, combat pelicans, and puns are your idea of fun)
“Totally loving it….laughed out loud…. repeatedly!! The only author who has made me do that is Sir Terry Pratchett!!!”
— Fiona ScottLockyer, London, UK
Whacky Fantasy Worlds
What if…
Huck Finn was a girl with an obnoxious shape-shifting telepathic sword?
Martians used human traitors like Dr. Moreau to assassinate legendary inventors in 1887 so their invasion would be easier?
Mussolini’s Black Shirt science commandos stole an alien gem that increased any energy put into it a thousand-fold, so they could attack the 1924 Paris Olympics?
The Three Musketeers had to overcome zombie hordes?
Blog
My occasional ramblings about writing, humor, genres, and anything else that I choose to inflict on an unsuspecting public. This will include book reviews and recommendations of other authors you should check out.
Sneering at fantasy? Rolling your eye at magic and monsters? Homer would like to have a word.
Events
New book releases. Writing and media conventions.
Any other happenings that I think are cool.
Jasper’s Foul Tongue: The Avenging Arm of Sarcasm
March 8, 2025
Kindle release
Jasper’s Foul Tongue: The Avenging Arm of Sarcasm
March 15, 2025
Paperback release
Jasper’s Foul Tongue: How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tush
March 15, 2025
Kindle release
Jasper’s Foul Tongue: How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tush
March 22, 2025
Paperback release
The experts speak!
Our readers rave about Terry’s intriguing worlds and unforgettable characters.
“I think, therefor I am disgusted by this book.”.
Rene Descartes
Frustrated reader
“All the world’s a stage, and the writer of this book is stuck at the infantile one.”
William Shakespeare
Struggling author
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that this author should find another source of employment.”
Jane Austen
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